jaegen:

if you told a majority of tumblr that gullible was written on the celing they wouldnt even look up they would just believe you

(Source: pkrockn, via fake-mermaid)

heckacute:

It’s so wild that pee won’t freeze. It’s just too hot. You can try it for yourself if you want. Pee in a bag and put it in the freezer. It’ll never freeze. Your roommate will ask you what it is and you’ll say, “It’s my pee. I peed in a bag and put it next to our food.” 

(via unclefather)

r3ckless-thoughts:

barebackinq:

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it inimage

i cant believe how true this is 

(via hotboyproblems)

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via hotboyproblems)

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

image

(via seedy)

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via hotboyproblems)

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(via beyoncevevo)

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

(via crystallized-teardrops)